you know since “fuck” and other swears have become such a regular part of my vocabulary they’ve begun to lose impact
so instead I’ve come to realize I’m using non swear words like “heck” for some sort of twisted ironic emphasis
I have come full circle
Who wants to take me on a date and watch me eat an entire meal in 3 seconds flat
wtf is this????? maybe i’m not human???
*aggressively doesn’t know*
Imagine being the kid that got benched so your coach could put Airbud the fucking dog in the game